The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
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While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
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My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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