He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
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