Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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