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They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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