seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
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Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
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Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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