She said her name was "party"
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
no. you can't hotbox the world.
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He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Floor bacon is actually really good
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