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There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
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I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
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I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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