Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Randomize
