If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
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Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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