Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Randomize
