I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
You ate ashes out of my bong
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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