try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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