I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
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I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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