Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
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There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
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It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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