just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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