If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
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i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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