me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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