Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
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His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
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I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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