i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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