Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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