I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
and she was petting her beer can
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
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