My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
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The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
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