Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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