I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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