S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
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were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Remember that St. Patrick's Day when I fucked your married coworker in his truck and the whole bar was chanting for you "Don't fuck Mike"?! #TheLuckOfTheIrish 🍀
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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