She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
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I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
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i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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