marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
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I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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