On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
...so i touched it.
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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