I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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