paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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