i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
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super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
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I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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