we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
she smelled like a LAN party
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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