I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Are you in a good mood because I stuffed you with enchiladas, ice cream, penis, and cuddles last night?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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