Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
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