I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
Randomize
