whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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