You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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