Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
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I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
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Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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