Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
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And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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