I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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