doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
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He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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