they need to just BURY HIM!
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I'm always down for nudity.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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