If i come over, it means nothing
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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