I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
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Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
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I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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