real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
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