1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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