Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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