Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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