I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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