we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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