im drinking this country out of the recession.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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